Essential Oils
Tune: Gilligan’s Island Theme
Lyrics by: Mike Graham
Just sit right back,
And you’ll hear a tale.
A tale of a little kit.
That started from a homeschool mom
Discovered this when she slipped.
She dropped a jar of lavender,
And got some in hair.
But when she went to bed that night,
She didn’t have a care.
She didn’t have a care.
The weather started […]
Muffin Top to Rocky Top
Verse #1
Yesterday I thought I had a growth
Under my 24th rib!
Called my wife and said, “Come over here,
And you’d better come quick!”
When she came and saw my circumstance,
She started laughing out loud.
Said, “That growth you have’s not cancerous.
You have a muffin Top now.”
Chorus
Muffin Top, you’ll always be
The doughnut stuck on me!
Good […]
Slow Talkers of America
Phonetic Punctuation
PowerPoint to go with the skit (click to download)