Muffin Top (Rocky Top Parody)
Muffin Top to Rocky Top
Verse #1
Yesterday I thought I had a growth
Under my 24th rib!
Called my wife and said, “Come over here,
And you’d better come quick!”
When she came and saw my circumstance,
She started laughing out loud.
Said, “That growth you have’s not cancerous.
You have a muffin Top now.”
Chorus
Muffin Top, you’ll always be
The doughnut stuck on me!
Good […]