Essential Oils
Tune: Gilligan’s Island Theme
Lyrics by: Mike Graham
Just sit right back,
And you’ll hear a tale.
A tale of a little kit.
That started from a homeschool mom
Discovered this when she slipped.
She dropped a jar of lavender,
And got some in hair.
But when she went to bed that night,
She didn’t have a care.
She didn’t have a care.
The weather started getting rough,
The flu spread like the plague.
If not for the bottle of lemon grass,
Her family would be dead.
Her family would be dead.
She started all her kids
That night on aroma therapy
With Peppermint,
And Chamomile,
Valarian, and Caroway,
Galbanum Oil,
Eucalyptus, and Rosemary.
Now they’re doing alright!
Her kids are now the specimen
Of health and fortitude.
It was the drops of Ginger Oil
That cured the winter flu
Now If you’re sitting in your seat
And wondering what to do,
Just call your nearest homeschool mom.
She’ll show you what to do.
No pills, no drugs, no medicine,
Not a single remedy
Can cure like those Essential Oils.
They’re vital can’t you see.
Now if you want this remedy,
Here’s what you need to do.
For 19 payments of $79,
You’ll feel like you’re brand new!
